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  • Me: Mom, do you hear that?
  • Mom: Hear what?
  • Me: That sound.
  • Mom: ?
  • Me: That sound. The sound of screeching at inhuman volumes and the constant 'click click click' of a refresh button somewhere not far off.
  • Me: It's happening.
  • Me: MSPA is down. I hear the chanting, mother. They are coming. It is happening! IT IS HAPPENING!
  • Mom: What the fuck child
  • Me: THE GIGAUPD88888888!!!!!!!! //PTERODACTYL SCREECHING
  • Mom:
  • Me: //SCREECHING INTENSIFIES.
  • Person bursts through door: YES HELLO I HEARD THE SIGNAL. HAS THE TIME COME?
  • Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
  • Both: //SCREECHING TO ATTRACT OTHERS
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: Where did I go wrong?